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MTGDennis
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 posted October 07, 2014 03:52 PM   Click Here to See the Profile for MTGDennis Click Here to Email MTGDennis Send a private message to MTGDennis Click to send MTGDennis an Instant Message Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote View MTGDennis's Have/Want ListView MTGDennis's Have/Want List
i wanna right stuff cause im drunk a little so im gonna do just that. first off im dennis, and im 23, i love you all, and all my drinking brothsers and sisters out there, let me know what you drinks of favorites are. min are graveyard, mongolian mother ****er, and screaming orgasm. i hope people can give me more favorite drinks to drink up and love!

anyways im listening and singing along to conuntry music right now, i like alot of country songs like sold (the grundy county auction) and alot more

im a competitive magic player, turned EDH, i retired from competitive, to play edh now

i dont know ig i said so, but im 23 years oldm, and live on my own, i work at a place that pays me 9 an hour, i wish i could get more hours tho, but i get enough to pay rent and stuff so i guess its ok

im hVE a well grown beard, and people are like 50 50 on it, so many peope like it and so many people hate on it like its the anti christ, but it doesnt matter cause i like it and THATS ALL THAT MARTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so how is everyone today? ijm good, i recommend the song beer for my horses by toby keith to all of yall, its a good song

anyways im off now, i love you all bye!!!

 
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I only had three officers, Mr. Beer.

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junichi
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 posted October 07, 2014 04:03 PM   Click Here to See the Profile for junichi Click Here to Email junichi Send a private message to junichi Click to send junichi an Instant Message Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote 

We need one of these to prevent posting under influence.

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MTGDennis
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junichi i agree fully in the 5th degree of posting!!@#!@#!@#!@ we need to stop the people from psoiring!!! kill the dur gaddicts dooo itt!!!!!@ kill them all!!!!
 
revenger
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 posted October 07, 2014 05:34 PM   Click Here to See the Profile for revenger Click Here to Email revenger Click to send revenger an Instant MessageVisit revenger's Homepage  Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote View revenger's Have/Want ListView revenger's Have/Want List
quote:
Originally posted by junichi:
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We need one of these to prevent posting under influence.

Sorry, but I have no clue what the answer is and I have not touched alcohol since Febuary 19th, 2010.

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MTGDennis
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lol i drinl every day
 
chaos021
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 posted October 07, 2014 06:22 PM   Click Here to See the Profile for chaos021 Click Here to Email chaos021 Send a private message to chaos021 Click to send chaos021 an Instant Message Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote View chaos021's Have/Want ListView chaos021's Have/Want List
quote:
Originally posted by revenger:
Sorry, but I have no clue what the answer is and I have not touched alcohol since Febuary 19th, 2010.

Pretty sure the answer is 0. Could be wrong though.

 
stab107
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 posted October 07, 2014 07:48 PM   Click Here to See the Profile for stab107 Click Here to Email stab107 Send a private message to stab107 Click to send stab107 an Instant Message Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by chaos021:
Pretty sure the answer is 0. Could be wrong though.

I thought it was mandatory, but that could be too obvious.

 
coasterdude84
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 posted October 07, 2014 08:53 PM   Click Here to See the Profile for coasterdude84 Click Here to Email coasterdude84 Send a private message to coasterdude84 Click to send coasterdude84 an Instant Message Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote 
I think it's 28*cos(7x-pi/2), but it's been a hell of a long time since I've had calc. And I'm loaded up on cold medicine.
 
SageShadows
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quote:
Originally posted by coasterdude84:
I think it's 28*cos(7x-pi/2), but it's been a hell of a long time since I've had calc. And I'm loaded up on cold medicine.

You're right, but you'd have to evaluate at 0, which makes it 0. That would also be a pain in the ass to type in, haha.

 
daner
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quote:
Originally posted by stab107:
I thought it was mandatory, but that could be too obvious.

Pretty sure when you times a number, or you times a number to a power, and one of the numbers is Zero, the answer is Zero.

I'm no mathematician......but I'm fairly certain the answer is Zero, and MUST BE zero.

 
MTGDennis
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sorry lol im sober now im a silly drunk :P
 
oneofchaos
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 posted October 08, 2014 09:48 AM   Click Here to See the Profile for oneofchaos Click Here to Email oneofchaos Send a private message to oneofchaos Click to send oneofchaos an Instant Message Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote 
Jokes on you I do my best math drunk. At least that was the case of my undergraduate research project...
 
jellyfishfanatic
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quote:
Originally posted by daner:
Pretty sure when you times a number, or you times a number to a power, and one of the numbers is Zero, the answer is Zero.

I'm no mathematician......but I'm fairly certain the answer is Zero, and MUST BE zero.

It is.

 
chaos021
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quote:
Originally posted by daner:
Pretty sure when you times a number, or you times a number to a power, and one of the numbers is Zero, the answer is Zero.

I'm no mathematician......but I'm fairly certain the answer is Zero, and MUST BE zero.

Except Cos(0). That isn't zero.

 
coasterdude84
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But cos(-pi/2) is. The assumption that it HAS to be zero is incorrect, but it is setup in this case that it happens to evaluate to zero.
 
choco man
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quote:
Originally posted by daner:
Pretty sure when you times a number, or you times a number to a power, and one of the numbers is Zero, the answer is Zero.

I'm no mathematician......but I'm fairly certain the answer is Zero, and MUST BE zero.

I think it's zero but for another reason.

After you evaluate the expression, it's -4. Then you find the derivative of a constant which would be zero, since the rate of change of a constant is zero.

 
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quote:
Originally posted by choco man:
I think it's zero but for another reason.

After you evaluate the expression, it's -4. Then you find the derivative of a constant which would be zero, since the rate of change of a constant is zero.

I have a headache after reading this.

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mattw
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Only Gawain and I are allowed to post on here drunk and ridiculous. speaking of, I am trading fetches for utter ends if anyone is interested
 
Jazaray
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Yeah, drinking to excess is bad, m'kay?

Take it to the PFS if you MUST rant.

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