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stu55 Member	posted April 05, 2010 02:44 PM Figured this could be epic.... "Why isn't Wargate Broken?" http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=232249 Really? Does it take rocket-science on this one?
wayne Member	posted April 05, 2010 02:59 PM I like the OP's signature which quotes Gunslinga.
stacker Member	posted April 05, 2010 03:11 PM This is too easy. RE: Baneslayer Angel Spoiled link "Maybe, and I say maybe, mono-white soldier decks will run this card as a two-of. Maybe." link "'d rather have Uril, the Miststalker 99% of the time and Battlegrace Angel about 66% of the time."
stu55 Member	posted April 05, 2010 03:37 PM http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=231582 Has the OP not seen ROE Spoiler? Just realized my sig changed and no longer quotes ben __________________ Check out Alexis' Great Promo Site If you say you are a dealer in your sig, you are not a dealer [Edited 1 times, lastly by stu55 on April 05, 2010]
yakusoku Member	posted April 05, 2010 06:04 PM Boycott Subway! (AKA - I'm too lazy to make my own sandwiches, too fat to eat healthy, too poor to suck up $2 more for lunch, and too whiny to simply tell Subway myself without getting other people to support my silly cause)
Our_Benefactors Member	posted April 05, 2010 06:19 PM Should have been called the Salvation nooooooooooo thread I fully support this topic nonetheless.
Bugger Member	posted April 05, 2010 06:27 PM I <3 this thread. And all who post in it with their links to funnies. Also, Slinga's quote is awesome. Edit: holy freaking Christ, some idiot on the thread Yak linked to compared Subway to... Hitler. Only on salvation can a topic of boycotting a fast food chain get Godwin's Law'd. Mind is blown. And not in a good way. [Edited 1 times, lastly by Bugger on April 05, 2010]
WeedIan Member	posted April 06, 2010 05:54 AM I once got yelled at by a mod there because I wouldn't agree to his sending arrangements. Something like "I'm a mod you should do as I say" __________________ Member Since 03/28/2001 10000+ posts 3rd in posts in Ontario 15th in posts on MOTL Top 5 in Refs in Ontario (by people who location posted)
Battle_of_Twits Member	posted April 06, 2010 08:23 AM On the subject "you are going to die in twelve hours, how would you spend the time?" "Make out a will, spend quite a bit of time writing things down that I'd like to say and have people remember, and call various people up and do some sorting out of things... and if I had time after all that, maybe play some video games or do some reading." 12 hours to live, and has time for a video games... __________________ Stages of Death: Anger, Denial, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance, Burial, Decay, Haunting, Revenge, Evil Laugh Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: When in doubt, always go with the mom joke. It's classy, and you always win. There can be no comeback.
Jazaray Moderator	posted April 06, 2010 05:41 PM quote: Originally posted by WeedIan: I once got yelled at by a mod there because I wouldn't agree to his sending arrangements. Something like "I'm a mod you should do as I say" Give me all your money. Now. I'm a mod, you should do as I say. Thanks, Jazaray __________________ A Plastered Dragon Original Limerick: There was a nice lassie named Jaz Many wished to have what she has, A delicate face, A soft warm embrace, And a whole lot of bedroom pizzazz. WeedIan: Jazaray is like MOTL's Mom. Very interesting idea from a friend of mine.
thror Member	posted April 06, 2010 05:42 PM quote: Originally posted by Jazaray: Give me all your money. Now. I'm a mod, you should do as I say. Thanks, Jazaray I thought you shot down the 'Send Jaz $' thread... :P Also, isn't this too easy? I mean, cmon. Can't we leave salvation there, and not bring the internet cooties here. __________________ "He fights you not because you have wronged him, but because you are there." [Edited 1 times, lastly by thror on April 06, 2010]
coolio Member	posted April 06, 2010 06:16 PM anything in the real life advice forum © __________________ Since it is obviously inconceivable that all religions can be right, the most reasonable conclusion is that they are all wrong. -Christopher Hitchens Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. -Seneca the Younger
nderdog Moderator	posted April 06, 2010 07:09 PM quote: Originally posted by Jazaray: Give The Stack all of your cards. Now. I'm a mod, you should do as I say. Fixed. __________________ There's no need to fear, UNDERDOG is here! All your Gruul Nodorogs are belong to me. Trade them to me, please! Report rules violations. Remember the Auctions Board!
iliketrain Member	posted April 06, 2010 08:50 PM Where to begin? The mods are annoying and people are very stupid? There are so many threads complaining how net decking is "ruining magic" or every card from the new set is going to end magic. I do have one good thing to say about salvation, it helped me realize when a group of people makes a decision, its never the best choice, but the lowest common denominator :/ I do love "salvation noooooooo"
stu55 Member	posted April 07, 2010 06:57 AM http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=233639 Who wants to play some "Standart"
OGB Member	posted April 07, 2010 07:00 AM quote: Originally posted by stu55: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=233639 Who wants to play some "Standart" Isn't that where you Stand in front of a Dart? If that's the case, I'd like to play with a few people from salvation __________________ Check out OldGhastbot on MTGO to buy and sell cards at ultracompetitive prices!
stu55 Member	posted April 08, 2010 06:14 AM http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=233879 Fail by every single person that tried to answer the question
Our_Benefactors Member	posted April 08, 2010 07:20 AM quote: Originally posted by stu55: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=233879 Fail by every single person that tried to answer the question Oh man, that was a good read
yakusoku Member	posted April 08, 2010 07:48 AM Which color has the best removal? I mean, which MONO-color has the best removal (so let's ignore Maelstrom Pulse and Terminate, two of the best removal spells in Standard). I mean, which mono-color has the best "destroy" or "exile" effects (so, let's ignore Disfigure, Urge to Feed, Lightning Bolt, Burst Lightning, Earthquake, and Tendrils of Corruption, because they're all situational and don't always destroy a creature) I mean, which mono-color has the best non-creature instant or sorcery spells which destroy or exile a creature? (Gatekeeper of Malakir and Devout Lightcaster don't count, either) At this point, RDW and Vampires and Jund(!!!) play with NO removal spells according to him.
OGB Member	posted April 08, 2010 12:03 PM http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=233979 Anybody know about this Jeebus guy? Also - CONTAINS ROE SPOILERS! __________________ Check out OldGhastbot on MTGO to buy and sell cards at ultracompetitive prices!
OGB Member	posted April 08, 2010 01:07 PM Sorry for the double post, but I felt it prudent to let you all know that Salvationers are slowly creeping in here... http://classic.magictraders.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/024285.html __________________ Check out OldGhastbot on MTGO to buy and sell cards at ultracompetitive prices!
Battle_of_Twits Member	posted April 08, 2010 02:27 PM quote: Originally posted by OGB: Anybody know about this Jeebus guy? That's the guy who died for all our sins, isn't it? __________________ Stages of Death: Anger, Denial, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance, Burial, Decay, Haunting, Revenge, Evil Laugh Originally posted by pyr0ma5ta: When in doubt, always go with the mom joke. It's classy, and you always win. There can be no comeback.
JoshSherman Member	posted April 08, 2010 02:44 PM quote: Originally posted by Battle_of_Twits: [QUOTE]Originally posted by OGB: Anybody know about this Jeebus guy? That's the guy who died for all our sins, isn't it? [/QUOTE] Not yours, hippie. __________________ MafiaBassJoshweekLetter Bombs!PricesGathererLogout <Tranderas> damn wendy's made me sleepy and this chair is comfy.. <JoSherman> Wendy makes me sleepy too. BTW, carpet matches curtains
OGB Member	posted April 08, 2010 05:03 PM So I basically called one of the mods on Salvation an idiot for one of the posts he made, but in a backhanded way. What are the odds I get banned?? For reference: his comment about a spoiled tribal Eldrazi spell: I really don't like this card at all. I know some people are going to be like 'YEAH I CAN SEARCH IT WITH EYE OF UGIN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH', but the card is just horrible. my reply: Well then those people would be idiots. Eye of Ugin only lets you search for colorless CREATURE cards. Reading FTW!!! __________________ Check out OldGhastbot on MTGO to buy and sell cards at ultracompetitive prices!
stu55 Member	posted April 10, 2010 06:57 AM http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=234395 Yayyy!! Artifact deck and MWC Angel control is the best!!!!! Even look at his status, willing to bet that isnt good people he is playing too

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