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humbleacolyte
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There have been a lot of good quotes/flavor text over the years, list your favorite.

from Inspiration (Return to Ravnica)

'Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!
'Day 30: I might have a problem here.'
-Journal of the Prime Izmagnus

 
walkerdog
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Werebear case closed.
 
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Unnatural Selection:
What nature makes, magic can modify.

I just like that they used the word magic in there. Sweet.

 
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One of my favorite would have to be Dark Confidant.

Dark Confidant

the flavor is simple, but if you know the story of Bob then it's just perfect.

the cards just oozes flavor from the text to it's mechanic. Just a solid card all around.

 
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Grizzly Bears
 
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Altar of Dementia:

"It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness."

Just pure badass!!

 
MTGEngineer
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FTV:Exiled Goblin Lackey:

"At the first sign of enemy scouts, Jula grinned and strapped on his diplomacy helmet."

 
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Stifle.
 
Bugger
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Squandered Resources.
 
fedorables
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Patrol Hound.

To the camp, it was a fierce and loyal protector. To the sentry's youngest daughter, it would always be her "Wuv Muffin."

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junichi
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Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Flavor Text: Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.

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I suppose if you want to keep submitting options that are inferior to Werebear, you could at least mention Null Rod folks.
 
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Burnout

"GOTCHA!"
—Jaya Ballard, Task Mage

 
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Flavor Text:
Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's Grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you.
 
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"It was probably a lousy spell in the first place."
—Ertai, wizard adept
 
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"We must shake her limbs and rattle her brains." King Cheetah,s is cool imo.

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Goblin Pyromancer

"The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works."

 
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Armadillo Cloak: "Don't laugh. It works."

Infernal Harvest: "I offered you eternal life; I just didn't say WHERE"

Hex: "When killing five just isn't enough"

 
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Ashnod's Coupon:

Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI.

I live in the Province of Quebec so it's funny :P

...

Less funny when my buddy won't fetch my beer stating that we are playing on the Quebec side :/

 
Pail42
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I miss the real-world poetry flavor text that used to show up occasionally.

Werebear, Root Greevil is close though

[Edited 1 times, lastly by Pail42 on April 08, 2013]

 
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"Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all!"
- Anje Falkenrath
 
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"Ach! Hans, run! It's the Llurgoyf!" - Llurgoyf

&

"The specimen seems to be broken." - Deep Analysis

[Edited 2 times, lastly by Lemonjuice on April 08, 2013]

 
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Obliterate, 8th edition

"The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog . . ."
—Keldon soldier

 
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Gray Ogre

"The Ogre philosopher Gnerdel believed the purpose of life was to live as high on the food chain as possible. She refused to eat vegetarians, preferring to live entirely on creatures that preyed on sentient beings."

 
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I've always loved Goblin Welder.

"I wrecked your metal guy, boss. But look! I made you an ashtray."

 

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